Monkey DNA (Sing to the tune of Y.M.C.A. by the Village People)
Young man, you’re just hanging around.
I said, young man, your arms touch the ground.
I said, young man, you make an eek, eek sound
You scream when you’re unhappy.
Young man, there’s a place you should go.
I said, young man, it’s spelled z-o-o!
You can go there, and I’m sure you will find
Many of your own kind!
It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
You can swing from the trees,
You can do it with ease …
You can do whatever you please!
It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
You can pick your nose clean, you can have a good meal,
Beware you don’t slip on the peel …
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can forget all your dreams.
But you’ve got to know this one thing!
No man is much more than a slug.
I said, young man, you’re just an evolved bug,
Richard Dawkins, he told me it’s true
What a primate bummer for you!
But … It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
You can swing from the trees,
You can do it with ease …
You can do whatever you please
It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
You can pick your nose clean, you can have a good meal,
Beware you don’t slip on the peel …
It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
It’s fun to have Monkey DNA.
